Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
