You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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