Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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