I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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