yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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