lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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