New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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