I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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