The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
it's great music for shaving your balls
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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