We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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