he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you win again, gameday.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i drank out of a bidet.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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