he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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