At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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