i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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