his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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