How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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