i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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