So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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