I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You're like the curious george of whores
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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