? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Randomize
