you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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