My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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