we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
no more duck duck goose at the bar
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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