it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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