So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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