Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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