Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
