He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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