Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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