we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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