Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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