I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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