Dual....:-)
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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