I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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