I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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