ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it hurts more in the daytime
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
it's like heaven, but drunker
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.