Don't you send me to vm
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.