I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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