I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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