I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize