In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Green mimosas i think yes
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Randomize
