States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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