hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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