I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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