Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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