its not stalking. its research.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
