she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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