So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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