We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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