even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I have post one night stand depression
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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