I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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