My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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