I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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