I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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