She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This is my gift to your gina
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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