paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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