Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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